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A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do


School
A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays

Father
A banker provided by nature


Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters

Divorce
Future tense of Marriage

Optimist
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway"See I am not injured yet "

Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich

Nurse
A person who works up to give you sleeping pills

Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills

Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early


Experience
The name men give to their mistakes

Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power

Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

Dictionary
A place where success comes before work

Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read

Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth

Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead


Opportunist
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

Miser
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich

Criminal
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught

Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions